Halloween!

[kelly]

What should I be?
And also, who has good costume plans?

[e.]

What should I be?
And also, who has good costume plans?

how bout try being cool

[The Voice]

I gonna go as a pull-toy!!!

:edit: I think you would make a cute captain caveman!

[kelly]

What? No, I want to be a dorky 80's cartoon character...

[kelly]

I gonna go as a pull-toy!!!
Yeah, did you ever get your girlfriend to agree with that one?

[The Voice]

I'm still working on it.....she really doesn't want too, but I honestly think it would be the funniest shizzle EVER!!!

[e.]

i thought the other night u wanted to be a snork

[kelly]

Yeah, well that's why it's on the poll. No one seems to think a snork is as funny as I think it is though, hence the alternate options.

[The Voice]

Do they even sell snork costumes or would you have to make it?

[kelly]

I'm pretty sure I'd have to make it... but I'd probably have to make captain caveman too.

[The Voice]

Out of a pototo sack??

[no7ah]

i'm gonna be a power ranger!!!!

[kelly]

I'm too old for power rangers.

[The Voice]

Wow, it's gonna be a throw back Halloween!!

[kelly]

Out of a pototo sack??
Well, the snork I'd probably make with paper mache...
I guess captain caveman would require some fake fur and a sewing machine.
Hong Kong Fooey wouldn't be too hard, all I'd need would be a red bathrobe, a dog mask, and a ninja eye mask.

[The Voice]

Hong Kong Fooey would be pretty tight too, but I honestly want to see pics of you dressed as captain caveman!!

[no7ah]

i dunno if you're hot you can be a power ranger pink or yellow

[kelly]

Dude, I was like 18 when the power rangers came on. There is no way I'm being a power ranger.

[kelly]

Plus, I'm not hot, so don't worry. ;)

[no7ah]

or a transformer....

[kelly]

Eh, I wasn't ever really into the transformers. Although that's way better than power rangers.

[The Voice]

Plus she said nothing sexy/slutty.....and kelly would make a HOT pink ranger....wait wasn't the pink ranger named kelly???

[kelly]

I have no idea. I thought she was just named pink ranger. I so wouldn't make a hot power ranger, power rangers are all skinny.

[no7ah]

captain planet dye your hair green and go around saying. THE POWER IS YOURS! if you didnt live so close this wouldnt be so fun

[kelly]

I could be a gummi bear!
So many cartoons, so little time.

[The Voice]

Do you guys know eachother??

[kelly]

No, I don't know if he was in steamboat when I was in steamboat.
I only remember ever seeing one black guy regularly on the mountain there, and I don't think it was noahzmel.

[Fae]

I was going to be Scarlett from G.I. Joe this year, but my group of friends that was going as that theme sort of dissolved. So I have to think of something new. Bah.

[The Voice]

How about Saved by the Bell!!

[kelly]

Too bad, that woulda been fun to all be GI joes. My friends are going as random stuff, as far as I know. One guy is going to be a tubby 80's rollerskater, and another girl found this costume that's a man eating shark, complete with legs sticking out of the mouth.

[kelly]

How about Saved by the Bell!!
No... that's just wrong, and it'd just look like I was stuck in the early 90's.

[kelly]

This voting thing is unsatisfactory. How am I supposed to decide with a tie?

[The Voice]

umm maybe give it a day or so, you know Halloween is still 3 weeks away!!

[kelly]

Yeah, I know, but I have to get on this if I need to make something, or I'll just end up with my usual "what could I find at Savers?" costume.

[The Voice]

Savers??? WTH is that?

[kelly]

Savers??? WTH is that?
Like Goodwill, but slightly more entertaining. Last year I went as a chick with a green wig and a 70's floral print housecoat.

[The Voice]

I love thrift stores!!

[kelly]

Ooh, I guess I could be a gaper for halloween.
I could get a thrift store outfit and then use some makeup to give myself a really bad goggle tan.

[Fae]

That would be fantastic.

[The Voice]

Good Idea....I say you rock the goggle sag yo!!

[kelly]

But then you wouldn't be able to see my tan line. I think instead I'll wear the goggles backwards, like an 80's frat boy.

[The Voice]

or just up on you head!!

[kelly]

One of my friends has a day-glo pink Gitano Jeans fanny pack.

[The Voice]

Yeah tight go as an 80s boarder.....

[SnoChica]

Snorks look like the things theyuse in the "sport" of Curling....
Weird

http://www.betbyte.com/curling.jpg

[kelly]

Yeah, that's why I think it would be funny to be one. :)

[The Voice]

You should just buy one of those.....and put it on your head!

[kelly]

Might be a bit heavy. Plus, a snork has a head that is disproportionately large for its body.

[The Voice]

That thing looks HUGE to me?

[kelly]

Yeah, but to be correct, I think a snork head would have to be the size of one of those exercise balls.

[The Voice]

oh so thier bodies are BIGGER than thier head??

[Satan]

you should just smash yourself in the face with a frying pan and go as a smash face

[kelly]

oh so thier bodies are BIGGER than thier head??
Yeah, well, you've seen a snork right... their heads aren't bigger than their bodies, they're just disproportinately large.
http://195.137.125.242/glitternet/programmes/images/snorks.gif

[e.]

good job screwing up the image kelly, hehe

[kelly]

screwing up the image?

[e.]

yeah all it says is hosted by tripod. there is bo pic of the snork

[kelly]

There's a snork for me.

[Satan]

if i had a snork i would tie those things in a knot so it couldn't swim anymore

[kelly]

Nooooo! Snork killer.

[e.]

well that might not actually kill them. just prevent them from swimming

[kelly]

What exactly is being tied up?

[Satan]

those stupid snorkels on thier head

[e.]

but then they cant breath

[Satan]

good, snorks are *****s

[kelly]

You suck! Snorks are awesome.

[Satan]

i'll put them on the endangered species list

[kelly]

I'm so gonna be a snork now.

[Satan]

come to steamboat and see what happens

[kelly]

I will, I'm pretty sure I could take your stoned ass anyway. ;)

[Satan]

i would just throw raw meat at you till you left me alone! :lol:

[Levi]

The whole family is going as vampires....... don't ask it was the kids idea.... I think we should go as some mexican mafia hit men and steal all the other kids candy

[e.]

now that beats a snork

[Satan]

hey you could bite snorks and turn them into vampire snorks

[kelly]

Damn, fine, I won't be a snork. I'll be captain caveman.

[e.]

whoa, u just shook my world man

[Levi]

Are we getting to you Kelly!!!! Hey if you captain caveman and a vampire comes to bite you, you can hit them with your club!!!

[Satan]

are you bringing your son with you?

[kelly]

I don't know anyone short enough.

[Satan]

do you own a saw?

[e.]

i have a spoon u can use

[kelly]

I think e. is smoking crack.

[Satan]

can it cut someones legs off for Kelly?

[e.]

just be sure to apply pressure and friction

[Satan]

is it a spork?

[Levi]

you guys are killing me!!!

[e.]

spork? yeah.. like thats going to work

[Satan]

ok ok chainsaw

[e.]

i thought we didnt have a saw to to give her. thats why i suggested a spoon

[Satan]

oh, my bad my bad

[Levi]

I have a knife....... but almost all us Latino folks do!!!! :)

[Satan]

you are so right. all of my Latino friends have some sort of knife. like a butterfly or switch blade. i think it's great

[e.]

i do not know a single latino person

[Satan]

really? did you grow up in a cave or bomb shelter?

[Levi]

You do now!!

[kelly]

Well, I think Ohio is pretty similar to a cave or a bomb shelter.

[e.]

ohio isnt that bad. is it?
well soon i will be able to say i live in the CO

[Satan]

hey do they make sock babies in Ohio?

[kelly]

Hey hey, stop getting off topic! We're supposed to be figuring out my Halloween costume here, people!

[e.]

hey do they make sock babies in Ohio?

no u gotta order them from russia

[no7ah]

i started riding in ohio. it's under a rock

[Satan]

wow, i just got a great idea. why don't you go as a sock babie?! nobody else would have the same costume

[e.]

wow, i just got a great idea. why don't you go as a sock babie?! nobody else would have the same costume

LMFAO. you are crazy!!

[thedude]

I'm still working on it.....she really doesn't want too, but I honestly think it would be the funniest shizzle EVER!!!

it would be funny as hell

i couldn' think of any good ideas to compeate with that so i am thinking i'm going as rocket man. it's goign to involve roller skates, the one peice long underwear with the mud flap on the back, a red cape, a football helmet, and a can of Buch's Baked Beans. that or as Meatloaf

[Satan]

you like that one. i thought it would be pretty clever

[kelly]

Why don't you go as a sock baby, your idea....

[Satan]

i used it up last year for halloween. can't repeat

[Levi]

I think you should go as a tube baby!!!!

[kelly]

too bad. I think I'll stick with captain caveman.

[Satan]

tube baby would be sweet

[thedude]

go as a giant sperm cell, and have a sign hanging for you next that says "spare an egg?"

[kelly]

Man, you people have taken my halloween costume discussion downhill.

[thedude]

you're welcome

[kelly]

Well, just to clarify, my costume will have nothing to do with sperm ;)

[Satan]

ok, i got it. put on a nice dress, get an old steering wheel. wrap it around your head, add some fake blood and now you are Princess Diana

[Levi]

I love when we bring Kelly down!!!! But Kelly would be the egg and she would have a sign saying need some sperm!!!

[Satan]

or she could say " got a sock"?

[kelly]

So tempted to edit that....

[Satan]

edit what the bad placement of these " "

[kelly]

No.. more like the content... ;)

[Satan]

hey don't be a nazi!!!

[kelly]

Yeah, well I just said I was tempted.... and I wasn't gonna be nazi-ish, I was just gonna edit it into something embarrassing for you... :)

[Satan]

is that legal?

[kelly]

Probably not, but it'd be funny.
Anyway, how about you and thedude go as an egg and sperm, and hump each other occasionally, and I'll be Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAveman.

[Satan]

hey i'm comfortable with my sexuality. you're not gonna let all your hair grow in like a real caveman are you?

[kelly]

No, haven't you ever seen captain caveman? There's no way I could accomplish that much hair naturally in a month's time.http://www.stefmike.org/mt-blogs/daxiang/images/captaincaveman.jpg

[Satan]

i know what he looks like. i was just asking. and thank you for the answer i was hoping you were gonna say

[kelly]

You're an interesting guy.

[Satan]

why thank you! i don't know why, but i have a huge problem with hair! i hate it

[kelly]

Ok... so you like your girls bald?

[Satan]

no, hair on the head is ok anywhere else is nasty.

[kelly]

ANYWHERE else?

[Satan]

yes, i really hate hair. any hair besides on your head is nasty. no hair on your face below your eye lashes, except head hair. anything else should be long gone

[kelly]

Uh... that's... interesting... you'd probably think I was nasty then....

[Satan]

i think it's cause i can't grow hair anywhere but my head really. so i don't understand how some people have so much hair. i'm italian and i don't even have hair on my arms or chest and im 27. so hair is really wierd to me.

[kelly]

That is strange. I have hair.

[e.]

i want to shave my head, but of course i am too chicken ****

[thedude]

Probably not, but it'd be funny.
Anyway, how about you and thedude go as an egg and sperm, and hump each other occasionally, and I'll be Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAveman.

no, because i'm going as Rocket Man.

i just im'ed my g/f that idea and she said she'll be the egg and i can be the sperm. i just need t be able to go to her college on the weekend when all the halloween arties will be so we can pull that off

[kelly]

You should... well unless it feels like you have a funny lookin' head. I guess it grows back though.

[Fae]

i want to shave my head, but of course i am too chicken ****

You have nice hair though (at least it looks that way from your pics). Why would you shave it off?

[e.]

You should... well unless it feels like you have a funny lookin' head. I guess it grows back though.

never been bald so i dont know. i am just sick having to deal with hair

[thedude]

dude, think of it this way, it'll be oen less thing you have to woryr about for awhile

[kelly]

Plus, satan thinks baldness is hot.

[thedude]

abort mission

[kelly]

... or, while you're at it, shave everything, so satan will really want you...

[thedude]

gross, lol

[Gumby21]

i might be my roomate for halloween

[Satan]

i want to shave my head, but of course i am too chicken ****
do it. it's the greatest thing ever. you'll never need shampoo again. plus showers are like 30 seconds and you don't have to worry about bad hair days or bed head ever again. i just shave my head once a week or so. i used to have hair to my chin then i shaved it about 8 years ago and never looked back. i can grow it out if i want i have a really thick full head of hair if i let it grow. but it's so easy this way.

[kelly]

See? I told you Satan things bald guys are sexy.

[kelly]

Back to my halloween costume now...

[Satan]

See? I told you Satan things bald guys are sexy.
hey now, i'm not the least bit light in the loafers. i just hate hair. i dont care if guys have hair, but if i'm with a girl and shes hairy, it's a complete turnoff for me. such a hangup! hair on girls is nasty!

[kelly]

You know, fearing hair on girls is usually a warning sign for pedophilia....

[Satan]

gross, i have a 7 year old niece! i would kill someone!

[The Voice]

i might be my roomate for halloween
How hard is that going to be?

[kelly]

gross, i have a 7 year old niece! i would kill someone!
Yeah, well it's natural for girls to have some body hair... except when they're pre-pubescent...

[kelly]

Ok, back to my costume... anyone know where to get a cave man club?

[Satan]

yeah at the cave man store

[kelly]

You're so helpful, why'd I never think of that?

[Satan]

i don't know? you are the educated one here

[kelly]

Found one... only 5.99! http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=2436&PCatID=&ccatid=

[Satan]

really? no ****

[kelly]

Dude, if only I had $450http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=18760&PCatID=&ccatid=

[Satan]

holy crap! you should buy like 100 of those and throw a theme party. it's only 6 bucks

[kelly]

Heh, for a sec I thought you meant 100 chewbaccas.

[Satan]

that's a lot of chewies! beer and food would be a nightmare to afford

[The Voice]

holy crap! you should buy like 100 of those and throw a theme party. it's only 6 bucks
Yeah $600 for caveman clubs is a bit over the top if you ask me!

[kelly]

Yeah, I was actually only gonna get one... I don't know 100 people anyway.

[phillyboy]

I think the GI Joe idea was good. I used to have a crush on Scarlett when I was younger.
I hung out in NYC last year, I was Eminem. I just did it cause my hair was blonde anyway.

[wakingtrance]

Well... last year i didnt do anything on halloween.... it was lame... this year im going to be emo with my bf at a party two days before and on halloween at a concert imma be a bloody tampon...

[thedude]

i have to change my costum, because nobody sell the one peice long thermal underwear with the mud flap on the back. but the Party City store near me has polup costums for sale. has anybody else seen thsoe comercials with the colon polup runnign aroudn ruining people's day? now it is either that or some classic, like a zombie

[kelly]

What, were you gonna be? the papa guy from out cold?

[thedude]

no, i was goign to be Rocket Man. one peice long underwear, roller skates, a red cape, a football helmet, and i was goiing to carry a can of baked beans with me. i'm kinda thinking along the lins of somethign classic looking, so i can hid by the front door where people can see me, and when they are in the middle of sayign trick or treat i'm gonna scare them. i'll leave the little kids alone because i don't want to make people cry, btu the older kids i want to startle the hell out of them.

[kelly]

traditional like a monster or a zombie?

[thedude]

yeah, somethign liek that now. i want to make it look liek i am just a stuffed pair of jeans, shirt and shoes with a living dead maks propped up on it. and when kids start goign "trick or treat" i just want to jump up form the chair and go "what do you want!?!?!"

[no7ah]

The one costume to rule them ALL! just wear pant's that's it nothing else, and when someone asks what you are you say. "i'm a premature ejaculation! I came in my pants!" har har

[thedude]

you'de have to take some crazy glue and smear it on the crotch of the pants, lol

[no7ah]

good idea lol

[hey snowhat]

anything captain... im done for you to be.
i am the captain. {of my ship} ooowe i really like that!

hahahaha. good to be back.

[no7ah]

you have flim in your mouth

[IRideASnowboard154]

captain morgan.

[The Voice]

I'm gonna be a Pirate and My G/F is going to be a Wench.....couldn't get her to go for the "Pull Toy" idea!!

[kelly]

There's a shocker....

[The Voice]

I'm still going to go to a party like that, just not out trick-or-treating

[kelly]

you're going out trick or treating?

[The Voice]

Yeah I have a 2 yr old daughter.....

[kelly]

good thing the pull toy idea was nixed then... you might have gotten arrested.

[The Voice]

Yeah, that's why it was so hard to get her to agree!!!

[wakingtrance]

well at least ur not one of them creepy guys that still goes trick or treating alone... last year i had a 26 year old guy come to my house dressed as a wigger... i looked at him and was like how old are you and he was like 26 and i was like wtf are you doing trick or treating then? he didnt answer

[The Voice]

It's all about the free CANDY!!!

[The Voice]

Speaking of which, we had a guy last year had out apples???? WTF!!!

What's some of the weirdest stuff you've gotten?

[thedude]

It's all about the free CANDY!!!

because of the diabetes, i used to sell the candy to my dad and he'd end up payign me a **** load of money for a bucket of stuff. one year i went out wiht a pillow case, filled that up, emptied it at home in a secret location, and then filled it up again in my firnds neighborhood. i pulled in something like $200 on candy that year. and mind you this was a pretty big pillow case, and my firends neighborhood had peopel handing out whoel candybar and ****. it was awsome. i think i thne blew it all on a new skateboard, a hat, and some cds the next day.

point in this post was to brag about getting free ****:grin:

[The Voice]

You have diabetes??

[thedude]

Speaking of which, we had a guy last year had out apples???? WTF!!!

What's some of the weirdest stuff you've gotten?

weirdest thing i got was a whole bag of prezels. this guy apparently forgot it was Halloween, and was sittign home watchign TV and kids started showing up, so he was giving **** away form hsi pantry.

my borhter got an open bag of prunes one year. dunno why, i guess it might have been the same person, because he was old, lived alone, and i think hsi memory was shot

[thedude]

You have diabetes??

aye, matie... i get free booty for myself after i trade in me loot... arrgh!

[The Voice]

weirdest thing i got was a whole bag of prezels. this guy apparently forgot it was Halloween, and was sittign home watchign TV and kids started showing up, so he was giving **** away form hsi pantry.

my borhter got an open bag of prunes one year. dunno why, i guess it might have been the same person, because he was old, lived alone, and i think hsi memory was shot
If my daughter brings back a open bag of prunes I'm gonna kick some ASS!!

[katie_taylor]

i think i'm going to be a cupcake this year. haha.