LMAO - Read this. Please!

[SnoChica]

Look at my shirt! (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=239&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1) <--- It's a link, click it!

[kelly]

What the hell? The funny thing is, a few weeks ago, I was with a few friends walking home from a pool hall downtown at about 11pm, and there were about 400 exact replicas of that guy headed in the opposite direction (towards one of the bar areas), and we had to fight our way through them.

[gerard]

I dont know if I get it.

[SnoChica]

It's a comment on guys today. That's the IN SHIRT, from Express for Men, this striped power shirt. And the guys who wear them are generally your run of the mill Yuppie Frat Boy. Big ego, makes money and wants people to know it.

Maybe it's funnier if you're a girl, cause I've met this guy. Actually, I've met several.

[kelly]

Yeah, I think it might be a girl thing... cuz like 70% of the guys in bars here are that guy.... it's bizarre.

[phillyboy]

that's hysterical. i work with people like that. so ****ing funny.

[phillyboy]

really? you think 70% of the men in bars are like that? we must go to some different kinds of bars or I don't notice cause i stick to my little crew and try not to make contact with other people.

[kelly]

Well, I do live in a different city than you.... I said bars here, in denver...
and of course, the dive bars are different, but any bar that is "cool" is full o' that guy.

[SnoChica]

really? you think 70% of the men in bars are like that? we must go to some different kinds of bars or I don't notice cause i stick to my little crew and try not to make contact with other people.
These are like your Finnegan's Wake, McFadden's, Olde City guys. Like 100% of them. hehe.

[phillyboy]

Yeah I haven't been to Finnegan's in a while.

[SnoChica]

Yeah I haven't been to Finnegan's in a while.
Neither have I... but I can see this guy there, stalking ladies.

[thedude]

i couldn't get past the first third of that article i was laughin so hard, lol

[phillyboy]

my little sister went to Finnegan's earlier this year with her friends and her one friend was outside on his phone and some dude hit a girl and walked over and just beat my sister's friend into a coma, knocked his teeth out and all.

[SnoChica]

The part about Golden Tee made me fall over... I know so many guys who think playing that game is like the "be-all, end-all" of their existence. And they do hit that ball so hard it echos through the bar.

I dated this kind before. He was also the kind of guy who was a Snowboarder because it's cool to snowboard.

[Fae]

Oh my god, that is so funny. DC is FULL of those guys. I hate them. Except instead of Junior Vice President, they all work for senators. Maybe I should show my mom that article, and she'll understand why I want a guy who skateboards instead.

[SnoChica]

Oh my god, that is so funny. DC is FULL of those guys. I hate them. Except instead of Junior Vice President, they all work for senators. Maybe I should show my mom that article, and she'll understand why I want a guy who skateboards instead.
That reminds me of a comic/cartoon I once saw... It was a picture of a guy and a girl at a restaurant. The guy had something like asparagus hanging from his nose or something... and the comment said "Can I take you home and introduce you to my mother so she understands why I'm 30 and still single?"

[thedude]

That reminds me of a comic/cartoon I once saw... It was a picture of a guy and a girl at a restaurant. The guy had something like asparagus hanging from his nose or something... and the comment said "Can I take you home and introduce you to my mother so she understands why I'm 30 and still single?"

i'm gonna die alone... btu i never played golden tee, yet i know exactly hwo that damn game works

[phillyboy]

what's golden tee? that was the one part of the story i didn't get.

[SnoChica]

what's golden tee? that was the one part of the story i didn't get.
A video golf game... you use a roller ball to swing and aim and all that. http://www.goldentee.com/

[phillyboy]

oh ok, i seen that at this bar i used to go to in princeton. That's the only place i seen it though. is it popular?

[thedude]

it's popular amoungst former frat brothers and future pedophiles. any place that has that game try to stear clear of, because you knwo it's some place that involves scantyl clad women who are kinda grody looking, cheap watered down beer, and codl BBQ wings

[jerms]

LMAO...I remember showing this to a coworker earlier this year and he got sorta pissed..hahaha

[kelly]

Was he a shirt guy?

[jerms]

Was he a shirt guy?

striped shirts are ALL he wears..still does

and a few weeks before I showed him this he was bragging about his golden tee skills...haha

he didn't appreciate it at the time..but now we joke about it...we say he's part of the SSC

he's not the only one though..i know tons of guys like this!

[kelly]

yeah, denver is full of that kinda guy... I think it's what frat boys tend to become when they graduate from college.

[denaligirlie]

Hella....LMAO.... Nice going Chica!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gumby21]

i definately enjoyed that article very much :)

[SnowGeek]

Wow, I'm missing out on a lot of culture by working with mostly engineers. The guys here are mostly in the Dockers/Levis league, with Dockers for the dress-up days. And half the shirts have company logos on them:-)

[no7ah]

looks like the shirt i wear snowboarding

[elmoiscool45]

i usually wear a shirt like that and some nice kakis and penny lofers when i snowboard

[burnpianoxisland]

Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle.

[brneyedbdrchicky]

Why do I feel like eating a gyro right now. I've met this guy plenty of times, well he's tried grinding my butt until he got kneed in the nads.

[thedude]

Yeah, I think it might be a girl thing... cuz like 70% of the guys in bars here are that guy.... it's bizarre.

not in a redneck bar. if someoen walked in dressed leik that, they'de get beat up for dressing like a "queer" as thsoe slack-jawed youkles woudl have put it.

[sheil21ob]

Wah!!
My work firewall denied me the pleasure of this link... can you paste the URL so I can try another browser?

[blgdesign]

You mean women dont like when a m guy this in bar/club?

"I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my **** against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!"

I thought that was the mating call?

[HnE_v2]

"ahh, and now, we see the asshat in it's native habitat. Observe closely as it attempts to initiate a mating ritual with the female of the species. Notice the look of disinterest on the part of the female intended to bait the male into divulging the details of his trust fund. And the behavior of the male in return, as he attmepts to further seduce the female by flashing his BWM or better yet, Mercedes-Benz keys..."

Been to a ski town lately? LOL

[SnoChica]

Here you go Sheila....

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=239&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1

[nosnowhere]

The frat boys of today are the striped shirt wearing junior vice presidents of tomorrow. I hate these guys.

[Type_0]

i read that a long time ago... still funny though.

i can tell some kids in my class that would meet that criteria perfectly

[Snow Wolf]

And you just know he drives a Hummer but it never EVER leaves paved roads....LMAO!!!

[Fae]

So last year, I was dating this guy, and while chilling in his room, he opened up his closet and it was FILLED with striped button down shirts. Blue shirts, green shirts, orange shirts, yellow shirts, pink shirts, black shirts...it was insane. That probably should have been an indicator that it wasn't going to work out, huh?