Whoa!!! easy there Simon [Archive]

jon1976

03-14-2006, 02:26 PM

hilarious.........yet just so disgustingly repulsive......your house is ablaze, and who do they send to head up the extinguishing duties?................a sheep f***er. That's just great.

The expression on his face looks like his date with Little Bo-peep's lost sheep didn't go well.....hahaha. They should keep him away from farm work for his community service.

blgdesign

03-14-2006, 03:19 PM

thats just sick!! How does the cop know about Ghandi quotes though?

DPancoast

03-14-2006, 04:43 PM

oh my......

kelly

03-14-2006, 04:50 PM

I love how e. put this in "politics."

thedude

03-14-2006, 05:20 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROFLOMFGLOLZZZZ!!!

that is too ****ign hilariouse

Naked Hiker

03-14-2006, 05:33 PM

Simon you need to teach a class, so fewer people would get caught.....!

thedude

03-14-2006, 05:34 PM

call it "evasive sheep ****ing 101"

SnoChica

03-14-2006, 06:13 PM

call it "evasive sheep ****ing 101"
Nice Dude... But that makes it sound as if the Sheep are evasive... Hehe

MaXx_BoOsT

03-14-2006, 07:27 PM

http://www.sihteeriopisto.net/forum/images/smilies/wild/animal-smiley-085.gif

thedude

03-14-2006, 07:35 PM

Nice Dude... But that makes it sound as if the Sheep are evasive... Hehe

on the contrary, it is the learned knowledgeof hwo to be evasive yourself and be able to **** sheep. i mean, sheep just stand htere and make funny noises and eat grass, hwat makes thme so evasive?

maybe that's wy simon lieks them so much, they are easy targets!

SimonInAustralia

03-14-2006, 07:52 PM

on the contrary, it is the learned knowledgeof hwo to be evasive yourself and be able to **** sheep. i mean, sheep just stand htere and make funny noises and eat grass, hwat makes thme so evasive?

maybe that's wy simon lieks them so much, they are easy targets!You try molesting one, they can be hard to catch, hence the need for velcro gloves, and gumboots to keep them in place once you catch them.

thedude

03-14-2006, 08:09 PM

You try molesting one, they can be hard to catch, hence the need for velcro gloves, and gumboots to keep them in place once you catch them.

you got thsi down to a science! it's official, simon is goign to be the head instructor, and department head, for the sheep ****ign course :laugh:

SimonInAustralia

03-14-2006, 08:27 PM

you got thsi down to a science! it's official, simon is goign to be the head instructor, and department head, for the sheep ****ign course :laugh:As they say, practice makes perfect.

thedude

03-14-2006, 08:30 PM

what about the velvro gloves and roller skates? no matter hwre thye run, you are right behind them

jon1976

03-14-2006, 08:55 PM

roller skates....that is friggin hilarious....hahaaha. I'm crackin up...

snowkat

03-14-2006, 09:34 PM

extremely disturbing, i think Leroy just made a new meaning for Barnyard Fun

CustomRider13

03-16-2006, 12:23 AM

lol damn, I could only imagine the neighbor's facial expression when this happened. I would've laughed uncontrollably if I saw this. Then I would make him buy the sheep from me.

Snow Wolf

03-16-2006, 12:42 AM

I bet Mesa Fire Dept is real proud of this guy....adds new meaning to the term "backdraft"....:)

SimonInAustralia

03-16-2006, 01:14 AM

I bet the lamb has a backdraft now!

CustomRider13

03-16-2006, 01:45 AM

I bet the lamb is pissed.

funktekk

03-16-2006, 04:06 AM

I just heard on the news that they found a new use for sheep in Australia...

... apparently its called "wool" :peace:

barbie_boarder

03-16-2006, 04:16 AM

That guy needs :help:

kelly

03-16-2006, 04:22 AM

Which one? Simon? or Funktekk? or e.?
Oh, or the fireman?

SimonInAustralia

03-16-2006, 04:25 AM

So, it is OK to kill them, cut them up into little pieces, and eat them.

But it is not OK to make sweet love to them.

That doesn't seem right!

barbie_boarder

03-16-2006, 04:25 AM

The fireman, not simon or funktekk.

Levi

03-16-2006, 04:33 AM

All the Wyoming and Idaho sheep knew Simon was in town because we couldn't find one for him. They were all being evasive!!!

SimonInAustralia

03-16-2006, 04:40 AM

All the Wyoming and Idaho sheep knew Simon was in town because we couldn't find one for him. They were all being evasive!!!Or, you hid them all from me, cause you didn't want your sheep soiled by the assie.

I think you were just being greedy, there should have been plenty of sheep to go around!

Levi

03-16-2006, 04:41 AM

Or, you hid them all from me, cause you didn't want your sheep soiled by the assie.

I think you were just being greedy, there should have been plenty of sheep to go around!

damn you foud out about it!!! Did Nic open his big mouth!!!

SimonInAustralia

03-16-2006, 04:44 AM

damn you foud out about it!!! Did Nic open his big mouth!!!It was all the sheep baa-ing noises coming from Nic's basement!

thedude

03-16-2006, 04:54 AM

So, it is OK to kill them, cut them up into little pieces, and eat them.

But it is not OK to make sweet love to them.

That doesn't seem right!

you shoudl bring this argument up before PETA and see what they say. i think those damn hippies will be rightiously confused!

Snow Wolf

04-03-2006, 05:03 PM

THIS IS JUST SO WRONG
http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/sheep_lover.jpg

kelly

04-03-2006, 05:04 PM

uh, yeah, you seem to be finding a lot of unpleasant sheep ****ing images there snow wolf...

Snow Wolf

04-03-2006, 05:08 PM

Well......I am originally from Montana!

kelly

04-03-2006, 05:08 PM

ah, the truth comes out.. ;)

MaXx_BoOsT

04-03-2006, 05:25 PM

THIS IS JUST SO WRONG
http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/sheep_lover.jpg

hahahahaa!

Naked Hiker

04-03-2006, 06:03 PM

Yeah baby !!!!!!

that's great!

MaXx_BoOsT

05-05-2006, 10:10 PM

http://folk.ntnu.no/shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/blipp_36.jpg

SimonInAustralia

05-06-2006, 12:52 PM

Damn...shes really cute!Hey back off buddy!!!...That's my girl you're talkin' bout!

MaXx_BoOsT

07-06-2006, 08:57 PM

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/sheepshag.gif instantly thought of simon after seeing this smilie! is that bad?

Aporter

07-06-2006, 11:11 PM

I dont think I've ever been drunk enough to **** an animal...

kelly

07-06-2006, 11:19 PM

you don't think you have? or you know you haven't?

... cuz there's a pretty big difference there... especially when it comes to drinking and memory issues....

DragonUSMC

07-06-2006, 11:30 PM

you don't think you have? or you know you haven't?

... cuz there's a pretty big difference there... especially when it comes to drinking and memory issues....

OH SNAP!!!

FTW!!!

Gumby21

07-06-2006, 11:43 PM

Simon says...grab a sheep!

FearMe

07-06-2006, 11:44 PM

OH SNAP!!!

FTW!!!

I believe a Sheep is what is in question when you FTW.

In WA its legal in certain area's to have "relations" with barn yard animals. So guy died while getting mounted by a horse.

Aporter

07-07-2006, 01:38 AM

you don't think you have? or you know you haven't?

... cuz there's a pretty big difference there... especially when it comes to drinking and memory issues....

Nothing's for sure when drinking... Then again, I'd rather just not have sex when drunk as well.:noidea:

SimonInAustralia

07-07-2006, 02:05 AM

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/sheepshag.gif instantly thought of simon after seeing this smilie! is that bad?Yes, you have been a bad boy...I might be in Alaska for 6 weeks next year, prepare for your punishment!...Get used to wearing wool!...I'll learn ya some sheep fu ckin'!

MaXx_BoOsT

07-07-2006, 10:37 PM

Yes, you have been a bad boy...I might be in Alaska for 6 weeks next year, prepare for your punishment!...Get used to wearing wool!...I'll learn ya some sheep fu ckin'!

sweet! *note to self must find sheep costume*

Naked Hiker

07-07-2006, 11:15 PM

Note to self get plane ticket out of Alaska........run! maxx run! =)

snowboarding_bear

07-08-2006, 12:43 AM

I believe a Sheep is what is in question when you FTW.

In WA its legal in certain area's to have "relations" with barn yard animals. So guy died while getting mounted by a horse.

DUDE I HEARD ABOUT THAT !!! he went onto some old couples land and got banged by a horse...i heard it on the radio...n i called in...i was like "WTF? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? WHAT DO YOU DO RUN AROUND INA HORSE OUTFIT?" needless to say...they played me on the radio haha...n the guy that recorded it didnt get in trouble...except for trustpassing or however u spell it lmao

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