nosnowhere
04-07-2006, 07:00 AM
These might be offensive to some, read them if you want.
Q: What's worse than Kurt Cobain offing himself?
A: Having to hear about it for the next 12 years.
Q. What's the best thing about Kurt Cobain?
A. His aim.
Q. What was Kurt Cobain's last hit?
A. The floor.
Q. What Kurt Cobain and the Nine Inch Nails have in common?
A. A "Head Like a Hole"
Q. What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?
A. The safety on that shotgun.
Q. What's the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love?
A. Hole's going to be real big.
Q. What do Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
A. They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q. Did you know Kurt was practically an "overnight success?"
A. It only took him 3 days to be discovered.
Q: What's worse than Kurt Cobain offing himself?
A: Having to hear about it for the next 12 years.
Q. What's the best thing about Kurt Cobain?
A. His aim.
Q. What was Kurt Cobain's last hit?
A. The floor.
Q. What Kurt Cobain and the Nine Inch Nails have in common?
A. A "Head Like a Hole"
Q. What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?
A. The safety on that shotgun.
Q. What's the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love?
A. Hole's going to be real big.
Q. What do Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
A. They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q. Did you know Kurt was practically an "overnight success?"
A. It only took him 3 days to be discovered.