How MUCH do you hate these crazy ski hats?????

[yawningisgood]

You've all seen em', those STUPID f.uckin hats that these kids where these days, everytime i just wanna ride past there ass, snatch it off there head and light it on fire!!!!! There Retarded, not in the slightest are they cool, were they cool, or will they EVER be cool!!!! I HATE THESE HATS!!! Im not much of a hate filled character, hell i dont like using the word "hate" but OOOOHHHHHHHH these hats are the devil!!!! i am in fact a :hater: of these hats, anyone who wears them should be swiftly kicked in the genitalia, and given a warning, and if they are caught on the mtn again wearing that mickey mouse clown ****, banned for life from that mtn... I know i might sound mean, but its for there own good, and for mankinds... heres some pix of the ugly ass creations...let me know what u think... http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/hellraiser.jpg http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/hellbent.jpg (http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/hellbent.jpg) http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/haywired.jpg http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/kingsnake.jpg

[SimonInAustralia]

Yep, I'm with ya on that hate!!!

[IRideASnowboard154]

I hate those!
I guess you could say I wear crazy color combo hats(white,green and red hat or pink and blue), but beanies, not these dreads and mohawks. Worst one I saw was a girl with a bright pink helmet cover with a unicorn horn.

[thedude]

hahaha, thsi is the best rant i have read/heard in awhile. i'm so with ya on this one. i think the onyl way they coudl get worse is if they had them with little lights at the end of each spike, and the lights flashed.

[SnoChica]

Ok... I hate 'em. HOWEVER, when I'm riding with my friend Ryan, it sooooo easy to find his stupid looking a$$ with that thing on his head. :)

[katie_taylor]

i think they are hilarious
i love seeing little kids with animal hats on and everything. it makes my day even better.

[kelly]

I'm with katie... I think they're funny... think of how much less entertaining lift rides would be if everyone looked super cool....
not that I would wear one myself.

[Type_0]

it was alright when you would se like 1 person a season wearing one. but now, there all over the place. and like everyone else, it pisses me off.

[kelly]

They're not all over the place here... most people here wear helmets... well, at least on the stuff I ride

[Type_0]

then you havent seen the ones built into the helmet. or that attaches over the helmet. scary stuff.

[WasillaKatie]

I've seen the ones that go over the helmet, and trust me, I would NEVER wear one. Kind of like the puke green matching jackets and snowpants - The only thing I can think is kind of what SnowChika said - makes it easier to find someone on the hill. I'm thinking of those parents who drop their kids off every day after school, then wait for them at 6ish... Makes thier kid easy to spot, I'm sure.

[Snow Wolf]

Man...freaking funny a$$ rant...you had me rolling... :) Yes they are hideous things, but they don`t make me mad or anything...if anything, they make me laugh because they ARE so UGLY.....I must say the visualization of someone bombing down the hill with one of those things on fire is pretty damn funny!!!

[Proximate Platypus]

I agree. Those hats are too clowny... they were one of the "top 5 worst ski fashions" on Snowfix.tv. heheh. "You're not original! Get over it!"

i think the onyl way they coudl get worse is if they had them with little lights at the end of each spike, and the lights flashed.
Sad to say, I bet we'll see this in a couple of years or so.. maybe good for spotting people at night though...

[Type_0]

hahaha, thsi is the best rant i have read/heard in awhile. i'm so with ya on this one. i think the onyl way they coudl get worse is if they had them with little lights at the end of each spike, and the lights flashed.

stop giving them ideas!!!

[NothingFancyxx3]

i think there so retarted. and in vermont there EVERYWHERE.

[yawningisgood]

i think there so retarted. and in vermont there EVERYWHERE.

Hell we need to start regulatin on the mtn, and cloths lining people with these hats, they are ridiculous... haha... seriously... whos with ME??? REGULATORS!!!!!!!!!! im gonna start the SNOWBOARDERS AGAINST STUPID ASS HATS PATROL, jerseys and everything so they know whos chasing them down the mtn about to cloths line them... hahaha itll be classic!!!! And a shocker for good measure...:shocker:

[Orangejuicepunk]

I had to see those damn hats everyday this season! I finally got to the point where i would make fun of the people wearing them straight to their face... they all thought they looked badass when in reality they just looked like an ass! Most of the people wearing them were from texas too, so combine the hat with the texas tuck and you get spring break hell!!!!

[Nephyte]

Can't say I hate them at all. I'd totally wear one, then again I like wearing stupid ****.

The only requirement I have for clothing is that it be comfortable. As long as it meets that one requirement I couldn't really care.

[theRide]

those hats dont even compare to the people wearing jeans and leather jackets while skiing/riding...

[Type_0]

yeah, i just dont see how people can physicaly do that. but what do people think when they decide to wear one of those. or what are the parents thinking when they decide to let/ get one of those hats for their kids.

[SnoChica]

those hats dont even compare to the people wearing jeans and leather jackets while skiing/riding...
You must know my friend Jay?

[SnoChica]

I had to see those damn hats everyday this season! I finally got to the point where i would make fun of the people wearing them straight to their face... they all thought they looked badass when in reality they just looked like an ass! Most of the people wearing them were from texas too, so combine the hat with the texas tuck and you get spring break hell!!!!
What's the "Texas tuck"?

[Nephyte]

What's the "Texas tuck"?

If I had to guess, tucking ones pants into your boots. Definitely not steezy.

[karen]

those hats are ****ing ugly. enough said.

[karen]

remember when "bad" words weren't banned?

[SimonInAustralia]

those hats dont even compare to the people wearing jeans and leather jackets while skiing/riding...You must know my friend Jay?Haha...that's what I thought when I read his post...Like this?...
http://www.snowboardaddicts.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=980&c=26

[theRide]

yeah...that just makes me wonder...they either never fall or are fukcing cold as hell if they do

[Snow Wolf]

The Gaper alert just went off!

[rustybean]

Haha! They hardly wear those here but when I do see one, I just get a laugh out of it. Harmless really! And if a cute guy, all the better to spot!

[parkgirl]

haha yep pretty much the most hideous thing ever.

[instigator1225]

dude those hats ar ehard pimpin... i would burn them all and laugh

[Type_0]

these and uber striped jackets and pants. what is this world comming to? cant we all just go back to cammo, or some happy color/design

[thedude]

:pound: i wounder if Airblaster is going to come out with thso ehats for next year...
JK! please dont' shoot me for syaing that! :pound:

[snowboardnguy90]

You've all seen em', those STUPID f.uckin hats that these kids where these days, everytime i just wanna ride past there ass, snatch it off there head and light it on fire!!!!! There Retarded, not in the slightest are they cool, were they cool, or will they EVER be cool!!!! I HATE THESE HATS!!! Im not much of a hate filled character, hell i dont like using the word "hate" but OOOOHHHHHHHH these hats are the devil!!!! i am in fact a :hater: of these hats, anyone who wears them should be swiftly kicked in the genitalia, and given a warning, and if they are caught on the mtn again wearing that mickey mouse clown ****, banned for life from that mtn... I know i might sound mean, but its for there own good, and for mankinds... heres some pix of the ugly ass creations...let me know what u think... http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/hellraiser.jpg http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/hellbent.jpg (http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/hellbent.jpg) http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/haywired.jpg http://web.ivenue.com/breckenridgehatcompany/images/kingsnake.jpg

ahahaha i think they're kind of funny actually. they also look pretty warm.

i wouldn't wear them though. my helmet kicks too much ass.

[instigator1225]

helmets? wow..... people rock them... impressive.

[Type_0]

helmets are of the fo shizzle yo. i rock mine with the utmost steezeness.

[snowboardnguy90]

my helmet makes my head look huge.

[Grill]

In Europe they're called "twat hats" (twat is pronounced with a long "A" and has many different connotatons). I find it very appropriate.

[Grill]

my helmet makes my head look huge.

I hear that. I had a white hi-fi that made me look like Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide...

[snowboardnguy90]

hehehe those were great books. towards the end i think Douglass Adams got crazier then he already was.

"ford decided to go insane for a while to see if he'd like it"

floating, time traveling couches?? lol.

and the movie gave the book no justice.

[shank]

My mom bought me one of these... so I punched her in the gut. Maybe not so much "punched her in the gut" persay, more like gracefully accepted the present... and stashed it in a dark corner of my closet, where it still remains.

[Grill]

hehehe those were great books. towards the end i think Douglass Adams got crazier then he already was.

"ford decided to go insane for a while to see if he'd like it"

floating, time traveling couches?? lol.

and the movie gave the book no justice.

Agreed. Although he wrote it as a radio show before publishing it as a book.

You should give Dirk Gentry's Hollistic Detective Agency a read.

[elmoiscool45]

My mom bought me one of these... so I punched her in the gut. Maybe not so much "punched her in the gut" persay, more like gracefully accepted the present... and stashed it in a dark corner of my closet, where it still remains.

Yeah i consider that a punch in the gut to.

[Type_0]

Agreed. Although he wrote it as a radio show before publishing it as a book.

You should give Dirk Gentry's Hollistic Detective Agency a read.

i heard the radio show before, forget where i got it from exactly though. hillarious stuff. not sure what this has to do with this thread though.

[snowboardnguy90]

Agreed. Although he wrote it as a radio show before publishing it as a book.

You should give Dirk Gentry's Hollistic Detective Agency a read.

i'll put that on my reading list. right after i read A clockwork Orange

[Grill]

i'll put that on my reading list. right after i read A clockwork Orange

God that book is hard to read, it hurts my head just thinking about it.

[snowboardnguy90]

haha yea with all that made up lingo. my sis read it first and she highlighted all of the fake words so it's a bit easier for me to read. And it's helping my context clues skill like crazy.

[fireball]

i loathe the goofy ski hat... i wish those skiers would find a big cliff and an accident....

[shank]

God that book is hard to read, it hurts my head just thinking about it.
I bought it, but havent read it... skimmed a bit of it, I just love the slang that was created...

Its time for a little....ultraviolence.....

[snowboardnguy90]

actually, i discovered most of the slang is actually Russian, (devotchka = little girl in russian, zoobi = teeth)

[shank]

thats pretty awesome!

lol. I love the line in the movie where alex is talking to the 2 girls...

"say what have you to play your fuzzy warbles. I bet you have a pitiful portable picnic players. Come with Uncle and hear all proper. Hear angels trumpets and devils trombones... you are invited."

sorry if it is waaaay off.... just doing it by memory.....

[SBDR_FLATEN]

I hate those!
I guess you could say I wear crazy color combo hats(white,green and red hat or pink and blue), but beanies, not these dreads and mohawks. Worst one I saw was a girl with a bright pink helmet cover with a unicorn horn.

O thos fu**ing helmet covers piss me off to. the whole hat thing makes me angry.

[Darockwilla86]

I don't remember seeing these hats since the early '90s. And everytime i went skiing(yes skiing, im not gay) i never saw a skiier wear one.

So for the ONE person you saw wearing it, and it was prolly almost a decade ago, big deal.

[shank]

I don't remember seeing these hats since the early '90s. And everytime i went skiing(yes skiing, im not gay) i never saw a skiier wear one.

So for the ONE person you saw wearing it, and it was prolly almost a decade ago, big deal.
They are all over the place now... I wonder if the designers know their creations are as ugly as sin...

[grimkitten]

Oh my god I hate those so much!! They make me want to punch infants........

[Darockwilla86]

Your telling me an already bad fashion move in the early '90s is back, and ONLY skiiers are marketed to them? Hard to believe.

[imakeskiierscry]

hate the hats...i rock the beanie :)

[shank]

Oh my god I hate those so much!! They make me want to punch infants........
thats right!!! Punch them right in the soft spot on the top of their head... they like that.

[grimkitten]

Your telling me an already bad fashion move in the early '90s is back, and ONLY skiiers are marketed to them? Hard to believe.
Yes. Hard to believe, but true. So painfully true...

[grimkitten]

thats right!!! Punch them right in the soft spot on the top of their head... they like that.

Yeah, and then I can mold their soft, pliable head into silly shapes, like a cone or a heart or a wedge...damn it now I need to find a baby!

[Darockwilla86]

Yeah dood! I fecking hate them hats.. Cause im one of them types of people who hate others for what they wear. Sigh

[yourmom3112]

Oh my god I hate those so much!! They make me want to punch infants........


God forbid you're in a nursery when you see one of those hats!

[grimkitten]

Yeah dood! I fecking hate them hats.. Cause im one of them types of people who hate others for what they wear. Sigh

Who said anything about hating the offending hat wearers? I simply hate the hats.

[shank]

Who said anything about hating the offending hat wearers? I simply hate the hats.
lol, I believe he was just making a statement... he was just saying thats the type of person he is... ;)

[Asored2000]

AAAAHHHH! I hate those phucking hats!!!!! I always see dumb ass kids rockin' them and I feel the same way as you said. I just wanna rip them off and make a huge jester hat bonfire in the parking lot. Those hats suck and if I could jump in a time machine and go back to when the dumbasses were all sitting around in the design room coming up with the idea I would punch everyone in the face, steal the hats and run out!

[Darockwilla86]

Look at the poster above me.. calles them dumbasses..

so like i said before... Hating the people who wear them.

LAWL>

[Darockwilla86]

Im glad to see that snowboarders have perfect fashion.

Sidenote: Im new here, and im incredibly sarcastic.. This statement.. was sarcasm. Learn to pick up on it, cause im not gonna do this everytime.

[ashleyistwisted]

AAAAHHHH! I hate those phucking hats!!!!! I always see dumb ass kids rockin' them and I feel the same way as you said. I just wanna rip them off and make a huge jester hat bonfire in the parking lot. Those hats suck and if I could jump in a time machine and go back to when the dumbasses were all sitting around in the design room coming up with the idea I would punch everyone in the face, steal the hats and run out!

if you tried to burn those hats you probably wouldnt get very far.. the best you might be able to do is melt it into a pile of burnt plastic... arent they made of felt?

[snowboardnguy90]

you can use the help of gasoline...

and it's all Johnny Tsunami's ****ing fault...

[shank]

Look at the poster above me.. calles them dumbasses..

so like i said before... Hating the people who wear them.

LAWL>
actually he called the wearers "dumb ass kids" which doesnt mean he was necesarrily "hating" them...

he called the designers "dumbasses". That statement would suffice... mainly the "asses" part.

[Darockwilla86]

Felt isnt plastic

[Darockwilla86]

You seem intelligent.. im sure you can make the guess that even though he wasnt NECCESARILY hating them, he probably was. Its a logical guess, considering the words he used.

[shank]

Yeah, and then I can mold their soft, pliable head into silly shapes, like a cone or a heart or a wedge...damn it now I need to find a baby!
Haha... bonsai babies... the new fashion trend... what wierd shape can you mold your babies head into??

It would make any future brain surguries pretty much impossible... lol.

[shank]

Felt isnt plastic
lol yah, but if im not mistaken, Ive seen some of those new hats and I think they are putting recycled plastic into them... and once again... I could be mistaken. :)

[ashleyistwisted]

when felt melts though its like a bunch of melted plastic.. believe me ive tried

and yes i know im a dumbass for trying to light felt on fire.. i just wanted to know what would happen..haha

[grimkitten]

if you tried to burn those hats you probably wouldnt get very far.. the best you might be able to do is melt it into a pile of burnt plastic... arent they made of felt?

Actually they're fleece, but yes, fleece is made of recycled plastic. Felt is usually made of wool, although I think they're starting to make it synthetic now, so if they're felt they'd possibly be a plastic derivative, too.

And inhaling fumes from burning plastic can make you a dead fuc*er.

[grimkitten]

Haha... bonsai babies... the new fashion trend... what wierd shape can you mold your babies head into??

It would make any future brain surguries pretty much impossible... lol.

Yeah. If I had kids, I'd definitely want one of them to have a star-shaped head or something. How much ass would that kick???

But if you have a pretty head you don't need brain surgery. Trust me, I'm a professional. (famous last words)

[shank]

Yeah. If I had kids, I'd definitely want one of them to have a star-shaped head or something. How much ass would that kick???

But if you have a pretty head you don't need brain surgery. Trust me, I'm a professional. (famous last words)

All though... a star shaped head would result in many brain injuries.... lol. I am currently well past 9 concussions. 3 severe, the rest minor...

I know if I had a star shaped head... Id be watching my step... lol. Head butts would really screw people up though....

[ashleyistwisted]

Actually they're fleece, but yes, fleece is made of recycled plastic. Felt is usually made of wool, although I think they're starting to make it synthetic now, so if they're felt they'd possibly be a plastic derivative, too.

And inhaling fumes from burning plastic can make you a dead fuc*er.

haha oops..

i guess i pretty much win at life then huh?

[grimkitten]

:) Well you were close, so no worries. At least you got the idea right.

[PredaTAZ]

they are in the same league as blades in book... they do make for some good entertainment, when u see some pooner in a stupid hat on ski blades in a dayglo one peice from the lift, its always fun to hurl abuse at them... throw things... and generally make thier lives difficult... when u see them in the bars afterwards too... still throw things at them...

[grimkitten]

All though... a star shaped head would result in many brain injuries.... lol. I am currently well past 9 concussions. 3 severe, the rest minor...

I know if I had a star shaped head... Id be watching my step... lol. Head butts would really screw people up though....

Ohhh I know the whole concussion thing all too well! Between snowboarding, wrestling, and just being an allaround dumbass, I've obtained quite the collection! Hehe.
Know what would be better than a star-shaped head? A rhino horn. Then you could just run up and hit people and be like, awesome......

[shank]

Ohhh I know the whole concussion thing all too well! Between snowboarding, wrestling, and just being an allaround dumbass, I've obtained quite the collection! Hehe.
Know what would be better than a star-shaped head? A rhino horn. Then you could just run up and hit people and be like, awesome......
You could gore other little babies with it... just as long as it formed into a bone spur and there is no mushy brain up in it...

I only have had a couple from snowboarding... My majority of concussions were from soccer... Especially when you dont give yourself time to heal... lol, play through it! I was at one point managing about a concussion a game... all little guys... just annoying more than anything else.

[ErikBrockhoff]

I agree these hat are lame as f@ck

[20_freeride_01]

haha.. i dont hate these.. at least not yet.. i would probably buy one wear it until i got thuroughly unimpressed because they are not as fun as they seem and then i would try to return it.. or just sell it to some kid..

[madcatbrad]

yea, they're dumb but holy hell calm down, it's a f.ucking hat, those of you who are hating them so much that you're getting pissed about it, you might want to consider finding a way to vent your anger.

[grenerd84]

i hate those hats.... oh god do i hate those... i mean i have some pretty weird beanies... but not like that at all.... ****ing hats die

[snowboarding_bear]

yeah they r stupid...ive seen some snowboarders wear them...i was like wtf?haha i just stick to my normal hat

[Asored2000]

actually he called the wearers "dumb ass kids" which doesnt mean he was necesarrily "hating" them...

he called the designers "dumbasses". That statement would suffice... mainly the "asses" part.







Exactly, Thank you!

[Asored2000]

yea, they're dumb but holy hell calm down, it's a f.ucking hat, those of you who are hating them so much that you're getting pissed about it, you might want to consider finding a way to vent your anger.

This would be venting... we are all talking about it and I feel better now. Thanks

[rosepose48]

i was watching a live outdoor concert at boulder on TV the other night, and there were just a bunch of boarders in the audience, with their usual gear on whatvere... then poking out of the croud there were like 20 pointy yellow spikes. I wanted to pucnh the guy in the face...its bad the wear those hats on the slopes, but then to wear one of them to an outdoor concert?> aghghghshsghsldksfkjd

[shank]

God forbid you're in a nursery when you see one of those hats!
Haha! that just gives you options... You will have to window shop to pick the right baby for the head mashing... The perfect baby head will be undented and feel like a mellon when you squeeze it.

[DRE]

I wore something similar to that in the first grade, but mine had stegasarus fin things instead, and was tight

[shank]

I wore something similar to that in the first grade, but mine had stegasarus fin things instead, and was tight
hahaha.... thats awesome! The stegasaurus was one of my favorites... lol.

[bgrichard912]

haha i heard you bro, i can only laugh cause its so true..you see those kids and you feel embaressed for them cause they think they are cool and want to be in on a "funny" snowboard style but are just f.uckin retards. everytime i see one now i'm just gonna grab it off of their head and stomp on it, then walk away. ha f.uck them.

[fireball]

i actually still have a plastic stegasaurus.. im 23 and i love that stupid toy.

[snowboardnguy90]

it's all about the T-Rex.

[shank]

The T-rex isnt as rough and tough as you think...

There was a Stegasaurus uprising... thats the real reason why there is dinosaur extinction.

[grimkitten]

yea, they're dumb but holy hell calm down, it's a f.ucking hat, those of you who are hating them so much that you're getting pissed about it, you might want to consider finding a way to vent your anger.

Would punching infants count as a good mode of anger ventilation? :D

[grimkitten]

The T-rex isnt as rough and tough as you think...

There was a Stegasaurus uprising... thats the real reason why there is dinosaur extinction.

Yeah. That and ALIEN ABDUCTION!!! :sad:

[snowboardnguy90]

The T-rex isnt as rough and tough as you think...

would you want to go toe-to-toe with a T-rex??

neither would i.

brontosauruses were pretty awesome too...

[grimkitten]

Dude, I'm a personal fan of amoebas. Those f#ckers will outnumber you in an instant!

[shank]

would you want to go toe-to-toe with a T-rex??

neither would i.

brontosauruses were pretty awesome too...
If I had a stegasaurus on my side... Id tangle witht a T-Rex!

[shank]

Dude, I'm a personal fan of amoebas. Those f#ckers will outnumber you in an instant!
Hahaha... they are outnumbering you as we speak!

Amoebas are the micro form of the Blob... If the Blob killed that many people... Imagine what an army of amoebas would do... theyd cleanse the earth in no time...

[snowboardnguy90]

what i hate about T-rexs is that they have those wimpy freaking arms... i mean, wth?

if you could just lodge yourself under their jaw and onto their neck they wouldn't be able to get to you.

[shank]

hahaha... Id like to see the animal crazy enough to jump up and hug a T-Rexs neck... unless your hugging it with your large carnivore dinosaur teeth....

lol... I bet the trex would find a way to get you.... He would scratch you off on a tree... Basically what it comes down to... why do you need arms if all you are is a walking mouth... I bet if he did have workable arms though... He'd be really terrifying. That would have changed the whole Jurrasic Park movies... He would have just picked the car up and shook out the little people treats.

I bet a human could beat a T-Rex in an arm wrestling...

[Fae]

Okay, it sorta makes me smile when I see really little kids wearing the rasta dreadlock hats...But then seeing kids that are like 3-5 skiing/snowboarding in general makes me smile.

However.

These are just silly:


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/FaeRae/panda_helmet.jpg http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/FaeRae/puffer_fish_helmet.jpg http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/FaeRae/devil_helmet.jpg

[shank]

These are just silly:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/FaeRae/panda_helmet.jpg
This is the greates thing ever!!!!!! Oh my god! I want one! I would soooo sport that. I mean come on.... Its a giant panda head.... that would be hilarious.

Just as long as it didnt weigh down my head too much that is... and noone else had one... once I saw another one, It would go into the back of the closet.

all you would need to finish it off is a panda snowsuit...

[Fae]

http://www.crazeeheads.com/ezcart/plushList.cfm
There you go...you could soon be an owner of "Zee Zee the Panda Helmet Cover"

"ZeeZee the Panda is so cute and cuddly that your child won't want to take off her helmet! Pandas are usually solitary animals, but ZeeZee loves people and she loves when you pet her. Wait until you feel her really soft plush white fur! She also likes it when you squeeze her big black nose. "

Or if pandas aren't your style, you could be Lexi the Lion, Mo the Monkey, or even Benny "The Bandit" Raccoon.

[shank]

Pandas arent my style... but its the best one they got....

It would be awesome to get a penguin one... they should also have a yeti helmet cover.....

[grimkitten]

Well I'd wear the panda one in an instant...it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[snowboardnguy90]

nobody really knows what the yeti looks like though =\

[shank]

Oh yah we do!! my uncle found one when he was snowshoeing in Canada...

They are big, white, have big sharp teeth, walk on all fours and eat penguins and seals...

Maybe that wasnt so much a Yeti.... as it was a polar bear.

Hey wait a second... I dont have an uncle that snowshoes...

If we dont have any pictures... I think an artist rendering wil do nicely. I do like the ones with horns better... makes them look more ferocious.

[snowboardnguy90]

lol it looks more like an ape...

wasn't Jeff Corwin doing a documentary trying to find it? lol. that guy's pretty funny.

[shank]

Yetis are like apes... they are basically the chinese equivalent of bigfoot. Except they are usually heavier furred and white by depiction. You can also call him the abominable snowman....

[Fae]

So all we really need to do is find you an ape/gorilla mask that you can put over your helmet, and you'll be good to go!

[shank]

Well... it would have to be properly accessorized and the features changed a little. It has to be an angry yeti!!!!!!!!

[snowboardnguy90]

isn't there supposed to be only one yeti though? and isn't it at mt. everest?

[shank]

lol... I dont know how many there are...

If there was only one... the species probably wouldnt be around too long...

I bet there is a yeti family running around somewhere...

[grimkitten]

Oh man, all yetis should have horns. Like, as a requirement. If they don't naturally, they should just wear them on their heads to look like BAMFs. Because that's what they are...

[ADRsk8boarder]

i hate the douches with jester hates

[fireball]

maybe only the boy yetis have horns and the girl yetis don't...

[ashleyistwisted]

since when did this thread become about yetis?

[fireball]

i perosnally like where this thread has gone =) dinos and yettis...

[snowboardnguy90]

maybe only the boy yetis have horns and the girl yetis don't...

are you saying only boy yetis are horny?

[ashleyistwisted]

yeah i guess you can only rant for so long

dinos are pretty cool though

yetis are alright i guess..haha.. not my thing

[grimkitten]

maybe only the boy yetis have horns and the girl yetis don't...
Well...damn it. They should be like elk so all of them have horns. I know if I were a yeti I'd be pretty p!ssed if I didn't have horns. That's like, half the fun!
I mean, how else are you gonna hold things when you're using your hands already? Horns are a great holding place for things with handles.

[snowboardnguy90]

well if you want to use your horns to hold things you might as well have a basket growing out of your face rather than horns.

[grimkitten]

That would kick a$$ too! I think I'm gonna have to try that...

[snowboardnguy90]

hahaha, nobody would take that yeti seriously.


"hey guys, what's up?"

"pffft... hehehe.... whatsup basketface?!"

[grimkitten]

That poor basketfaced yeti...NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HIM!!!! ;_;
That's why he hides in the woods...omfg I understand now! WE MUST HAVE BASKETS TO FIND THE YETI!!! That way he feels like he fits in and doesn't hide because of his insecurities!

[fireball]

u guys crack me up!!! but yes, if i were a girl yeti.. i'd be furious and maybe jelous of the boy yetis... i'd have horn/basket envy.

[snowboardnguy90]

brilliant! i've got my basket ready. time to catch me a yeti...

[yawningisgood]

HAHAHAHA i remember when i started this thread one lonely, boring, long night in iraq a couple months ago... haha.. im glad its still alive and kickin... thats ****ing awesome

[shank]

AHHHHH... I was out in the middle of the Arizona Desert while all the Yeti talk was going on.... DRAT! Tucson to be exact.... ahhh... but the time for my 2 cents has long since passed...

I was scouring the net for horned yetis... To my complete dismay, I could find no cool pictures of a horned yeti.... this one down here is pretty sweet though... I think he is so angry because he was de-horned... He is less than a Yeti now, its a step down from castration in the Yeti society.

[shank]

HAHAHAHA i remember when i started this thread one lonely, boring, long night in iraq a couple months ago... haha.. im glad its still alive and kickin... thats ****ing awesome
I bet you never expected it to take such an unexpected twist huh? lol.

[snowboardnguy90]

you can't see the relationship between stupid hats and horned yetis? it's quite elementary...

[shank]

you can't see the relationship between stupid hats and horned yetis? it's quite elementary...
Oh... I understand.... Im so smart, I might even be able to teach kindergartners how to add...

[ADRsk8boarder]

yawningisgood..... ur stationaed at travis how long haveu been there and r u going to be deployed again

[snowboardnguy90]

Oh... I understand.... Im so smart, I might even be able to teach kindergartners how to add...


haha, it's impossible to teach kindergardeners to add.

proven fact.

[grimkitten]

WHOA. Adding? Teaching retarded kindergarden kids to add? Ahh, yes...this does, in fact, tie in with crappy hats, because only in kindergarden will you allow your parents to humiliate you with one of those hats.
Now, if the hat had yeti horns, it would be a totally different thing...that would be badass.

[fireball]

hows about this yetti

[snowboardnguy90]

lmao.

nice one fireball.

[ADRsk8boarder]

jesus chirst where is this thread going

[shank]

Hey Fireball, lets see one without the hat, and keep those horns... I believe the original artist will run across this at some point and say... uh yah.... shoulda put horns on him.

Who do you think would win in a fight? a rock hurling yeti or a stegasaurus?

[fireball]

a stego.... totally.. those boulders would bounce off its strong skeleton .. then it would just bite the head right off that Yeti... but i always will bet on the dino.

wish i kept the image.. i didnt save it =)

[grimkitten]

YES. I would wear that hat, as long as the horns were attached. That yeti is now officially a BAMF. GO YETI! GET SOME SHE-YETI POON!

...he'll totally get laid with that hat. Thank you Fireball for saving the yeti race from its near-impending doom. :D

[ADRsk8boarder]

wow wow i wanna wear a asian rice picker hat

http://www.terragalleria.com/images/vietnam/viet7806.jpeg

[ADRsk8boarder]

ohh that may have sounded bad... please take no offense i mean to say farming hat

[shank]

ohh that may have sounded bad... please take no offense i mean to say farming hat
There was a kid that wore one of those to class orientation... You are trying to make a statement. The only thing is... really, what is that statement? He was an idiot. He was all cocky, talking about how he is going to film school and is going to shoot fantasy videos... He was like "nothing compares to a good sword fight. All other film is crap." He is gonna get laughed at and eventually drop out... lol.

[grimkitten]

Yeah...those kids are called "art fags". Haha

[shank]

Yeah...those kids are called "art fags". Hahalol... I dunno if I would be considered an "art ***" or not... I just know his perceptions were completely warped... the only films he will be making are grade J films.

[grimkitten]

Yeah that's what I mean. I'm not saying everyone who likes to make art is an art ***, but the ones who take themselves too seriously and all that **** definitely ARE. Stereotypical art fags are the kids who walk around all melancholy and are like, "oh I'm so artsy I hate everything", and there are the ones who are like that kid you were talking about. Just look at half the kids at the really REALLY expensive art schools, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[Proximate Platypus]

My family calls guys like this yetis... I think it came from my mom's coworker's ex boyfriend, who was as hairy as an abominable snowman... the name stuck. :lol:
Now we always laugh when we hear the word in its proper context >_<

[grimkitten]

Hahaha they edit "f_g" but not "fags". That's awesome.

[shank]

Yeah that's what I mean. I'm not saying everyone who likes to make art is an art ***, but the ones who take themselves too seriously and all that **** definitely ARE. Stereotypical art fags are the kids who walk around all melancholy and are like, "oh I'm so artsy I hate everything", and there are the ones who are like that kid you were talking about. Just look at half the kids at the really REALLY expensive art schools, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
lol... yah, I wouldnt know, never stepped foot on an expensive campus.... lol.

[shank]

Hahaha they edit "f_g" but not "fags". That's awesome.
lol, i know, i was like why the hell did that happen?

[grimkitten]

My family calls guys like this yetis... I think it came from my mom's coworker's ex boyfriend, who was as hairy as an abominable snowman... the name stuck. :lol:
Now we always laugh when we hear the word in its proper context >_<

Yeah, I'd say you're pretty dead-on with that name. Hahaha

[grimkitten]

Yeah dude I had an interview at Maine College of Art, which is this prestegious art school...it's f*cking rediculous. I went, looked around at the students there, and realized I'd probably kill myself if I had to hear about all their foreign films and Andy Warhol and crap like that.
If you don't want to go to a big art school just to view first-hand what this is like, go to Starbucks. Emo glasses and sideswept bangs usually acompany any art *** wherever he/she may go. Lol

[shank]

I'd probably kill myself if I had to hear about all their foreign films and Andy Warhol and crap like that.
Oh screw andy warhol!!! ughhh.... art! whatever... some of his ****, I could have done in 3rd grade... and done it better!

[ADRsk8boarder]

or id just get one fof those helmets where i can drink beer from

[snowboardnguy90]

Aporter's an art major or minor i think. he had a big argument with some people a while back on whether snowboarding was art or not hehe.

[fireball]

i agree its a sport and an art... the style and grace is artful, but the technical side of riding and how competitive and hard core people are is the sport side... carving fresh pow is like acrylic being pressed to a canvas.

[fireball]

i am aslo a design major.. fashion and fine arts

[mtv ruins]

I'm with katie... I think they're funny... think of how much less entertaining lift rides would be if everyone looked super cool....
not that I would wear one myself.


so true so true

[dgafboarder]

how the hell in your right mind can you create one of those things...like do you draw it up over the weekend and rush in monday morning to show your boss how awsome the new design is? Then you gotta ask youself what kinda boss you work for if he gets stoked over it...haha like yes that lizard head hat will sell like hotcakes...what a homo...they all deserve to get slapped in the face...and then pointed at with a stern look on the pointers face like the puppy just peed in the house or something...

[Hippie]

AHH those should never be worn in public.
thank god i don't see them often on the slopes. mostly at elementary schools, haha.

[Hippie]

how the hell in your right mind can you create one of those things...like do you draw it up over the weekend and rush in monday morning to show your boss how awsome the new design is? Then you gotta ask youself what kinda boss you work for if he gets stoked over it...haha like yes that lizard head hat will sell like hotcakes...what a homo...they all deserve to get slapped in the face...and then pointed at with a stern look on the pointers face like the puppy just peed in the house or something...

ahaa, you must really hate them.

[parttime]

hahaha, thsi is the best rant i have read/heard in awhile. i'm so with ya on this one. i think the onyl way they coudl get worse is if they had them with little lights at the end of each spike, and the lights flashed.

dont give them any ideas...

[Nukitah]

This is my friends pandasuit, and me wearing it.....If only they gave it a little waterproofing, I'd take it down the mountain in a ****ing heartbeat :amen:
nukitah.com/wow.jpg
The Alien thing would just be fun.
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[surfandsnow88]

i cant believe we're going on about this, however i'll add that they are ridiculous and maybe its ok if your 6, but when you see 16,17,18....25 year olds with them....man its quite sad.

[PIXELPUNK10010]

My 7 year old hates those hats. I joked with her about getting one for myself and I could see the shock and horror on her face. Even as a kid she knows better than to wear crap like that on her head.

[Nukitah]

Good convo's always have tangents. But I agree, lighter fluid and some matches should be a regular thing I pack with me now. Squirt it on their heads and spark em up....then watch the show. :cool:
"Flaming Clowns" comes to mind.

[BangClangSTEEZ]

pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic is all they are

[Neliconcept]

Oh screw andy warhol!!! ughhh.... art! whatever... some of his ****, I could have done in 3rd grade... and done it better!

agreed!!

Im in an art school in graphic design because I love to do designs, wallpapers etc etc.. some real cocky ppl here and to be honest Im prob better then them in a way but I'll never fret it out. Just keep to myself and do what I love.

On topic: add cat in the hat to the list of gay hats.. seen too many around

[icecoastgangstar]

i feel like all chairlifts should now be equipped with rifles. just so when you see one of these as$holes you can take care of them that instant. then once the public realizes that ppl are being gunned down on the mtn because of these hats, they will stop buying and wearing them, thus ending the hat epidemic

any one agree?

[Fae]

That might be going a bit far. Plus then you'd have all of those dead bodies to avoid and the snow would turn pink.

[icecoastgangstar]

pink is okay. the whole country had to deal with the whole pink and black fad for atleast 12 months. i htink we could make it through 1 season haha

[ADRsk8boarder]

the bodies would act as obstacles to jump over they would be added to competions

[ashleyistwisted]

basically the way i see it.. anyone wearing one of these hats is desperate for attention.
and thats one f***ing dumb way to try and get attention

[lasvegasheat]

these hats are stupid there only puprpose is to provide amusment to those who know better. They should be manditiory for skier's. These weren't even cool when the skateboarders were trying to where them.

[deb]

Skiing & boarding should be all about getting out on the mountain and doing your best, not about what you wear. When did it become ok for people to criticize each other for what kind of hat/gear they have on. The important thing is that they're out there, and they're having fun. Come on GROW UP people.

[icecoastgangstar]

how can you tell someone to grow up when there are kids out there that look like creatures willy wonka wouldnt even hire haha

[ashleyistwisted]

Skiing & boarding should be all about getting out on the mountain and doing your best, not about what you wear. When did it become ok for people to criticize each other for what kind of hat/gear they have on. The important thing is that they're out there, and they're having fun. Come on GROW UP people.

you know..it would be nice to think that this could really happen in the real world..but face it..people are always going to judge each other no matter it be on the streets or on the slopes. plus everyone is always entitled to their own opinion right?

[grimkitten]

Oh screw andy warhol!!! ughhh.... art! whatever... some of his ****, I could have done in 3rd grade... and done it better!
What he did was called "Photoshop". Except back then it was just taking a black&white photo, coloring on it with colored pencils, then going to all these high-brow art shows and drinking absinthe while he bitched about the "state of things". So yeah. Fook Warhol.

[grimkitten]

And let's all get off the main topic and keep talking about yetis wearing the hats again. I like yetis more...

[shred much?]

i have to say that i hate the hats especially when the little skiers wear them. but one time i saw this sick ass shredder at the keystone terrain park doing 9s and stuff and it was really funny...

but back to the yetis wearing the hats.... one time i saw a yeti looking type thing at breckenridge. it really was wearing one of the hats! it was pink and had the unicorn horn on it. and it was dancing to YMCA. pretty sweet if i do say so myself.

[dgafboarder]

ok but who would win in a fight? A yeti or trogdor!!! As much as I like yetis i think even a pack of em have no chance against the Burninator...youve seen him burninate the peasants what would he do to yetis???

[fireball]

Trogdor, if angry enough could rip a Yeti apart

Deb- cant was just conversate and give our opinons for fun>? Grow up.. its just discussion.. u don't like it.... then dont read.. don't get all high and mighty saying stupid **** like "we should be happy there having fun"...

i'm not happy when i see a bunch of abortionists wearing dead baby costumes with there big horrifying signs dancing around.. there just having fun too... right? proving a point in a fun and happy go lucky way.. sorry don't dig that either...

[grimkitten]

Oh sh!t, you brought the burninator to this forum too. That's a tough one though...I mean, if the yeti could burninate, then it might win, but Trogdor has the beefy arm and he can burninate the hair on the yeti. So I guess it would be Trogdor. Yes yes, most likely.


WHOA. Who has a dead baby costume??? And where can I get one??????? O_O

[shank]

Skiing & boarding should be all about getting out on the mountain and doing your best, not about what you wear. When did it become ok for people to criticize each other for what kind of hat/gear they have on. The important thing is that they're out there, and they're having fun. Come on GROW UP people.
I wouldnt say that criticism is necessarily a bad thing... I think that there is positive and negative criticism.

Why is it ok to compliment someone and not ok to give a negative remark?

And the thing that I think is very funny... you are doing the same exact thing that you are complaining about... You are criticizing others for their actions. The point is that we are out here having fun. so GROW up. :)

:hippie:

[shank]

ok but who would win in a fight? A yeti or trogdor!!! As much as I like yetis i think even a pack of em have no chance against the Burninator...youve seen him burninate the peasants what would he do to yetis???
I guess it all depends on whose turf it is on... Throwing a dragon into the mix though... a dragon would definitely be the victor. But then again... who knows what unseen abilities a yeti may posess...

[shank]

What he did was called "Photoshop". Except back then it was just taking a black&white photo, coloring on it with colored pencils, then going to all these high-brow art shows and drinking absinthe while he bitched about the "state of things". So yeah. Fook Warhol.
Yeah... then there is his oxidation paintings. Which were... ok, get drunk, piss on a canvas... voila!!! art!

[fireball]

aahh modern art....

[Vicky]

Ew, I have no love for those hats.

[grimkitten]

Yeah... then there is his oxidation paintings. Which were... ok, get drunk, piss on a canvas... voila!!! art!

I'm sure he used "art" as an excuse as to why he peed all over his stuff. I wish I could get away with that...:drama:

[Shaun]

LOL well out here they are all over. Did they not come from like diney or somthing like that. Never put one on and never will it just would F up my sexy.

[snowboardnguy90]

since when was sexy a noun?

[Shaun]

:lalala: ?????????:lalala:

[Pce_Lve_Vlcm]

those hats make me want to punch infants in the taint.

[grimkitten]

YES. That's where all infants should be punched...you should check out the conversation we had about it a couple pages back...it was pretty sweet. :P

[yawningisgood]

hahahaha i love what ive started *evil laugh* BUMP!!!

[kkbrtn151]

JOHNNY TSUNAMI!! thats what those hats remind me of, and i hope to god someone has seen that movie

yez i have to agree that they are pretty haggard

[grimkitten]

hahahaha i love what ive started *evil laugh* BUMP!!!

Haha yeah, it's pretty sweet that you created a monster such as this. I say we celebrate...WITH YETI DRINKING GAMES!!!!!

[osirisofwraiths]

to comment on nearly everything thats been talked about...
those hats are retarted, dinosaurs kick a$$, yeti's definetly got sick lookin horns, a yeti could pwn trogdor, and punching babies is horrible... so keep it up

[ashleyistwisted]

JOHNNY TSUNAMI!! thats what those hats remind me of, and i hope to god someone has seen that movie

yez i have to agree that they are pretty haggard

oh man i remember when that movie came out!

ya these hats do suck.. but thats nothing new

[Southside Hero]

punishment for wearing one of those STUPID hats: Death

[SuBZero]

JOHNNY TSUNAMI!! thats what those hats remind me of, and i hope to god someone has seen that movie

yez i have to agree that they are pretty haggard
the best disney movie

[KinK]

Pshhhh, I rock one.

[tizadxtr]

my dad owns one of those stupid things, im thinkin of dunking the ends in fish juice, hell want to take it off when he skis, its so embarrasing when i have to ride down the piste with him with that thing on his head

but as mentioned before its easier to spot someone with it

[Riding_Ruli]

ohhhhh my fricken godddddddddddddd. i hate those damn things. we sell them at the rental shop i work at in Winter park CO. and the only people who buy them r the stupid rich texans that have no idea what the hell they r doing on a mountain!!!!!

[rackul]

haha, funny thread! i agreed w/everyone: good entertainment, bad style. props to tha hataz!

[Eddy]

has anyone seen those animal helmet covers? they are pretty much the stupidest thing your kid can wear

[steezeball]

**** That ****.

[Khehtra]

I dont think its as bad as this bandanna trend i saw all last season... like i''ll see a bunch of kids talking about how there gonna wear their "steeze" .... at the parking lot " man how the **** em i gonna wear my bandezee..poop" or maybe i have no sense of fashion i've been wearing black dot suspenders and a green orange four square jacket with my cosmonaught caps!

[snowboardnguy90]

i wear what was cheap. and thankfully it was also high quality =) (the sporting goods store went out of business got an AWESOME deal on gear)

[Leo B. Jibbins]

ive been wearing bandanas since i was born...the difference is, i dont wear many regular paisleys anymore, i get ill ones with pot leaves all over them....i get the best looks ever, ice grillz allll dayyyyyy, also, those hats, hilarious, they basically say "here i am,throw snowballs at me, a lot of them"

[Sprogy]

The only people who wear those are posers and i HATE posers

[RomeRider101]

urrgh i hate them too...i always have theat urge to grab at a rip it in half

[habitatxskate]

i bet a lot more people would be wearing one if their favorite pro wore one all the time.

[lasvegasheat]

ok i think there kinda obnoxious, but there is an exception. Lil kids with the spikey helmets are so cute espec. when they fall, its just cute on lil kids i dont know why

[habitatxskate]

its okay for little kids going up to the age of 7 or 8..i'll admit it, i had one and at that age it was the steeziest thing

[snowboardnguy90]

i never had one... i never even saw one of those until like... maybe 4 years ago.

[ForumYoungblood23]

they are hideous

[E-DUB]

This post is making me think of the 20 years in Photos edition of TWS that recently came out. Some bad fashions that I hope never come back in fashion.

[Fianny]

yeh im a hater too i used to be a cool kid that had a few but they were ditched LONG ago like before every second person had them... i actually gave them to a mate who i board with so now i just take the mick out of her for wearing them loser!

[frostedtuxedos]

when I was little I saw them in that disney channel movie with the black kid and the hawaiian and they were wearing them, well I thought they wearing the hottest things ever.

now ehhh. I see why it was on disney.

[Proximate Platypus]

is that the movie where the surfer kid moves to like, Colorado and has to take up snowboarding...?
speaking of bad Disney-like snowboarding movies, I recently saw on TV the one about the snowboarding chimpanzee. It was shot at my mountain hahahha. It was funny to see them going down some of my favourite runs... and the best part was that the chimps not only understood fluent English conversation, but could also read English fluently.. and in the 'boardercross race' the kid and chimp were in, the other contestants would randomly catch an edge out of nowhere and eat it hard. wow.

[get me out of GA]

yeah the first movie about the hawaian kid that goes to vermon or whatnot is called Johnny Tsunami, there are already like 3 or 4 threads about it

[snowboardnguy90]

that movie pissed me off because it distributed the most ridiculous view of snowboarding/skiing i've ever seen in my life.

[Chello0o]

I have a confession....I had one..when I skiied!!!
hahaha that life is OVER!

[Nevereversummer]

I use it one day a year.
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BadMongo]

the funniest thing i have ever seen at the mountain has to be a mom screaming...literally screaming at a little kid who was crying because he didn't want to wear his furry helmet cover because he thought it was stupid.

[Anyrailanyday]

i think... i like the long beanie.

the other ones are stupid... but hel pyou find your friends faster

[BadMongo]

They're pretty pretty prettty flaming

[Anyrailanyday]

yeah.. they look fruity

[ADRsk8boarder]

i saw one guy at kirkwood yesterday wearing one. i wanted to shot him

[Projekt-Sid]

those things don't even hold on to your head...they suck.
WHO THE **** SAT DOWN AND SAID "alright, now lets add some neon spikes to them..." and some yes men were like "YEAH!"

SOME SCHIZOPHRENIC DUMB **** IS RICH BECAUSE OF THIS

[jenni8200]

yea but you have to admit the dumba$$ that invented those damn things is making a killing off of flamers.... how can i possibly make money off a flamer?!?!?!?!?

[burton brder]

they really are just ridiclous hats, and there is no need for them.

[snowboarding_bear]

how can i possibly make money off a flamer?!?!?!?!?
w-hore them out!

[dirtyjerz]

gotta love old threads.

[snowboardinis4luvers]

come on after watching johnny tsuanmi when you were like 8

i know i wanted one. who didnt?

i mean i would get worried if a teenager was wearing one.
but little kids. eh you just have to laugh

[cuethebirds]

those are the only hats i wear, dont hate.

[snowboarding_bear]

wow so you admit to being a limpwrist peter puffer? hahahahahaha
jk dude jk

[Boffmann_wXc]

i have one kickign around, my mom bought it for me, but i never wear it. i did once when we were doing somehting were the goal was to look retarded

[xbrandonridesforumx]

lol those hats look too funny. The bad thing is that at Winterplace in WV, tons of tourists buy them at the pathetic winterplace shop and think that they are the coolest hats ever. It gives me a good laugh.

[snowboarding_bear]

i think if you had a truly hideous one that you can easily see from miles away, like..lime green..with mile orange polka dots..
it would be cool...because..it would distract people adn make them crash
jk...never will they ever be even remotly cool...but if i was older n i had a kid id make the little sh!t wear it..just because it would be easier to find the pus5y hahahaah